The Federation of New Xali is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9 million New Xaliani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case New Xaliae economy, worth 121 billion Xins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 13,519 Xins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, refugees from other nations are flocking to New Xali's border, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xali's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Xali is ranked 200,381^st in the world and 19^th in RGBN for Fattest Citizens, with 9.33 Obesity Rate.